For the edification of anyone who cares, I am not the Jeff Patterson with an extreme sports online photo gallery, nor am I the reporter for WFLA in Tampa. I was never a pitcher for the Yankees, and to the best of my knowledge I wasn't the ficticious antagonist from the second Blair Witch movie. I am neither a music historian nor a partner at Columbia Capital.
I am not a midget wrestler.
Regretably, I am also not the Jeff Patterson who founded the sinfully underappreciated IUMA site, or the Geoffrey Patterson who owns Geoffrey's Comics out in Gardenia CA.
And I have no connection to the guy at or the guy at

I salute all my namesakes. Having such harmonious nomenclature is a joyful burden.