Here's a quote: "You seem to be under the impression that you and your child are the centre
of the universe."
How about this: "Why oh why do women choose to breed with slugs? They pick some loser with no ambition, or sense of responsibility and figure 'Let's have a baby with this guy' then wonder why he doesn't automatically morph into the ideal father/breadwinner/husband."
These and other much-needed barbs can be found on the website of Childfree Abby.
Although I am not directly related to Phoberomys Pattersoni, I have often been described as "a weird guinea pig, but huge, with a long tail for balancing on its hind legs and continuously growing teeth."
I gotta tell ya, my 15 year old self would have wept with uncontrolable excitement upon seeing this sweet George Perez spread from Comics Continuum of every Avenger and JLA member ever. Even as an adult it's pretty cool.