The mission statement of the website The Third Nipple is "to help those people with additional nipples grow and function as productive members of society through knowledge, counseling, self-empowerment, and regular encouragement."
Just in time for me to get old: "Japan's growing elderly population will be able to buy companionship in the form of a 45-centimeter (18-inch) robot, programmed to provide just enough small talk to keep them from going senile. "
I watched an odd BBC special last night called Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets. It's a fake documentary about a six-year manned exploration of the solar system. Stylistically it shamelessy apes 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Blair Witch Project, and The West Wing, the latter involving a power struggle over decision making at Mission Control. It does, however, feature an wild EVA through Saturn's ring system. Here's hoping Discovery Channel airs it.
UPDATE: Reader Joseph writes in to inform me it will air in June.