The Three Hoarsemen Update - with THEME SONG!

As John E. O. Stevens endures the recovery phase of his surgery, Fred Kiesche and I leave the comfort of our domains to traverse wild and unknown lands for the first meeting of the Three Hoarsemen in meatspace! The heavens tremble as we sit in the lobby of the rehabilitation facility to update listeners on culture consumed and plans for the future.

This update also acts a thinly veiled excuse to decant our new THEME SONG, provided by the esteemed John Anealio, clearly the more talented half of The Functional Nerds.